Friday, April 16, 2010

Dat mexicano gangsta is sooo funny!

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car
There's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen,
But che didn't know how to read,
So I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *
When I'm not home,
My fren always Texas me,
Che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.
I got mine piece
Then che got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store
But ju went to see sum guy,
July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars
But my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife
But che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left
But don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women.
I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair
So I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club
But no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body,
Budweiser face so ugly?

Bonniville shore trail with Matt Juth today

thrid day in a row on my recently operated on knee and all is well. its a bit taxing on the other parts of the body, but the knee is going strong.

Matt Juth is an xc/endurance mountain bike racer from colorado visiting here for a couple of days. he is a great guy to hang with and ride. very enjoyable and a good strong rider. matt is a lot like me nutrition wise. we need to eat double of the normal athlete and keep at it till we are done riding. refreshing to meet misfits like myself just to prove that there are other poor souls out there that burn calories at a crazy rate.

just in case you don't believe i am a cartoon character turned human this pic proves it with my silly mug.

the iphone did something funny and matt is all leaning.
.we rode fairly easy, stopping to talk and great people as they passed.
i did feel cardio weak and even walked two short steep sections to keep heart rate from passing 185.
note food in mouth for most of the ride, but this guy can hammer
autostich can do funny things sometimes if you feed it the wrong pics. this is the three pics from above combined. click on it for the full effect

all in all it was a pleasant 2 1/2 hour ride from hogle zoo to city creek trail start and back. just a jaunt across the mountain sides. it fun to slow down and admire the view and the many riders we passed on a friday afternoon.

matt and i got along wonderfully for never meeting in person, just thru blogs and the internet. i will surly be visiting colorado in the future for racing or work and matt can show me some of the great trails that they have out there too.

another fun ride in the books...gawd what a life!!!